6 Big (Huge) Things We've Learned About Justin Bieber’s Penis
Chloe Ferry shows off '80s thowback hair and pink tree and we're here for them both. The X Factor's Lucy Spraggan shows off incredible transformation in throwback challenge. Inside Holly Hagan's extravagant engagement party with a unicorn and alllllllll the reality stars. Justin Bieber's week has gone from bad to pretty much horrendous. First he was threatening to delete his Instagram after fans started leaving mean comments about his latest lady squeeze, Sofia Richie. Then his ex, Selena Gomez, called him out for "cheating multiple times" and iPhone off-buttons everywhere got jammed with the amount of screengrabs going on across the globe.
There Are Pictures of Justin Bieber’s Big Penis on the Internet
The year is and Justin Bieber's dick is on the Internet and everyone has seen it. Even if you didn't want to see it, someone fed those pictures taken some perv over at the New York Daily News onto your Twitter timeline and now you have seen it: The Bieberdong, swinging unsolicited into your field of vision and long-term memory like a wrecking ball with a foreskin. You know that nightmare where you inexplicably end up completely naked on a stage in front of your entire high school and they're all judging your naked form and its various lengths and lumps? That is literally what's happening to Bieber right now, only instead of high school, it's the world. Population: 7 billion. Imagine knowing that 7 billion have seen your wang - and what's worse, none of them can figure out what size it is. Is it big?
Grown Men Can't Decide Whether Justin Bieber's Dick is Massive or Tiny
It probably leaves a better taste in your mouth than his music. Despite being second only to the pop band Nickelback on the list of things Canada should apologize for, Justin Bieber and his penis began flooding the inboxes and social media feeds of women everywhere and I'm guessing quite a few dudes, too after paparazzi took nude photos of the singer relaxing at his hotel in Bora Bora in his full glory from an aerial view. NY Daily News. Any spiteful non-fans assuming he was overcompensating are going to have to simply hate him for his villainous crimes against music challenge accepted. And while he may not measure up to current penis size record-holder Jonah Falcon , we're definitely impressed.
The singer was wearing, it should be noted, an excellent fit. His powdery blue Hawaiian-print shirt , dark workwear trousers cooly cuffed above the ankle, white socks, and classic Vans are a spot-on summer of outfit that not only looks good on him but would look equally effortless on any guy out there and it doesn't require a multimillionaire singer's bank account to acquire, either. And while Bieber nailed the details, too see: that backwards ball cap and just-chunky-enough chain necklace, and a dirtbag 'stache we're officially down with , he did manage to screw up one crucial element of any outfit: his fly.
JUSTIN BIEBER PELADO SNAPCHAT Cara caralhudo,curti.