Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Plenty of us grew up watching things like Transformers and Star Wars , because our parents felt reasonably secure in the knowledge that the most objectionable thing we were likely to see were a few laser blasts, a handful of explosions, and a woman in a metal bikini strangling an intergalactic rape slug to death -- certainly nothing that was going to give us nightmares or turn us into confused piles of prepubescent sexual frustration. But as it turns out, those "kid-safe" franchises were just waiting for an opportunity to betray decades of parental trust in the most spectacularly pornographic ways possible, which is the only possible explanation for why we got officially licensed products such as Harry N. Abrams Publishers.
We are the military of the Earth; it is our duty, honor, and pride to protect the people of this planet and the government that serves them. When I stood back straight I and my men saluted the woman that the people had decided would be their leader. Damina smiled at me. Thank you, Adam; maybe I should have believed more of what it said in your record.
Go make the policy changes at the breeding center.
- Playboy Model 9